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He's sleeping in my room.

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Oh. And Mike?

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Him too

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They're both sleeping in your room?

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Yep.

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That's adorably annoying. What if I wanted to sleep in your room?

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You scared too?

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Maybe.

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You know you don't need an invitation to sleep I my room, right?

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I hope not, my favorite bra is in your dresser.

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You know mom will kill me if she finds it, right?

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Now who's scared?

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Protect me?

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Against Joyce Byers?

You don't think she knows?

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You're going to make me beg for your protection?

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I honestly don't want to think about it.

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You know I'd do my best, but your mom can be scary when she wants to be.

I think she knows.

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I'm well aware.

I'm pretty sure she does.

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At least she hasn't asked me if I'm using birth control like my mother did.

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What?

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Yep. I got the Karen Wheeler sex talk.
It was not fun.

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Sounds horrifying.

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Let's just say the Excorcist doesn't have anything on it.

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Jesus...

Most my mom has done is vaguely hint at where to buy condoms....